Gag Gifts
Retired Parking Permit
Price: $2.99*
(The Gag)

The official parking permit for the Retirement gang. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift!
Merchant: The Gag
Over the Hill Crotchwasher
The easy way to wash those hard to reach places, the over the hill Crotchwasher is the perfect gag gift for anyone reaching their golden years. As long as it doesn't make you gag to think about it...
Merchant: Spencer Gifts
Amazing Magic Set
This compact box (8¼"x 13¼") contains 10 easy-to-do tricks, a book of 101 more simple tricks, and a mustache to dress us your act. Includes Penetration Cups, Shell Trick, Snapper, Pop Bottle Trick, Phantom Cards, Coin Catcher, Vanishing Quarter and more. Makes a great gift!
Merchant: The Gag
Remote Controlled Fart Machine
The most perfect gag gift in the universe is here! Forget that old, unreliable whoopee cushion. This hilarious and easy to hide Fart Machine responds to the included remote control from anywhere you choose to press that button!
Merchant: Spencer Gifts
Yard "Dick" Ruler
The Yard "Dick" Ruler is a penis shaped ruler that gauges the length of your...ahem...manhood. Make a great gag (no pun intended) gift so get one today and see how you measure up!
Merchant: Spencer Gifts
Breast Suspenders
These Breast Suspenders aren't for the weak-hearted, just the saggy boobed! This titilating gag gift will have your guests gagging and your giftee guffawing! Perfect for any over the hill birthday!
Merchant: Spencer Gifts





